Case closed. It’s too much sugar.
(Source: ancelstierre)
As a Xbox fan from day one this is my thoughts on what they said about the Xbox One….
God it hurts. What about all of my old games? WHAT NOW. IT’S NOT FAIR.
Lulz. I’ll end up buying both though. Damn exclusives.

OKAY I WAS MAKING A GIF RESPONSE THE OTHER NIGHT AND RIGHT AS I CLICKED START MY MOM YELLED “ITS TIME FOR DINNER” AND I JUST CASUALLY MADE MY WAY UPSTAIRS AND THIS HAPPENED
This is horrifying
SOMEONE PLEASE REVERSE THIS
your wish is my command
go ODBY E
I WAS OFFLINE FOR 6 HOURS AND THIS HAPPENS wHY
she wears short skirts and i wear a bulky plate armor
we both get the same amount of defense points
rpg logic
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
ALBANY — At the urging of a brave Bronx teacher brutally raped by a city cop, the state Assembly unanimously passed a bill Wednesday to toughen the state’s rape laws.
The so-called “rape is rape” bill would classify vaginal, anal and oral contact as rape.
The latter two, under current state law, are considered criminal sexual conduct, not rape — a distinction some victims say lessens the perceived severity of the crime even though it carries the same criminal penalties.
Good news. And kudos to this brave woman for instigating the change!
About damn time
Can’t believe this wasn’t already obvious.

DAY TWENTY TWO: create a typographical poster
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL
WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL
Oh man I love salad!
can he be included
HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ON PANTSFINALLY a commercial that sexualizes MEN for a change!
Now we know why she is so happy
(Source: fweecarter)